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Even if we live alone, our fear is that someone, anyone, would come in and discover us masturbating. A burglar, our mom checking in on us randomly, the mailman, or Jesus gathering everyone for the rapture could come in and see our secret shame: milf-orders-big-sausage-pizza.
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Browsing his porn stash like a perverse Scrooge McDuck diving into his coins.
Yes, you can stream porn, but some dudes still download it. Some dudes bookmark it.
Some guys don't care. Or DIY one with a plastic bag, lotion, and petroleum jelly.
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Try stimulating yourself anally with a finger or two.
Let me tell you: It feels awesome to have both your prostate and your penis stimulated at the same time. I will start with a dildo.
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